Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: White House Honors Military Dog, Trump Pardons a Turkey

-Here’s our favorite
jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event
this afternoon to honor the military dog used in
the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing
had no idea what was going on, and neither did the dog. President Trump, this afternoon,
pardoned Butter, the National Thanksgiving
Turkey. Really no surprise, since
Butter donated $1 million to Trump’s
inaugural committee. According to sources,
President Trump has put his son-in-law,
Jared Kushner, in charge of overseeing
border-wall construction, and that’s smart, because if he can’t squeeze between
those bars, nobody can. According to reports,
raccoon-related delays on New York’s subway
has doubled this year. Well, maybe we need to be
training them better. According to a new poll,
former Vice President Joe Biden has retaken the lead,
nationally, in the Democratic primary. Said Biden,
“I’m gonna win this thing or my name isn’t whatever
my name is.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

22 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: White House Honors Military Dog, Trump Pardons a Turkey


  2. real joke american practices, us president pardoning a turkey (what was its crime!!??) and honouring a dog (imposing human practices on an animal…duh!!), just get it very nice food for rest of its life…that the dog would surely appreciate!! really ridiculous american practices…lololol

  3. I just fear for what happens when the rats decide they're sick of those raccoons invading their turf, and the war for the subway begins.

  4. When we have Africa for the Africans, Asia for the Asians, but White countries for everyone, what is the result?
    The result, over time, is fewer and fewer White children. Is this some accident?
    Under international law, imposing conditions on a race leading to its destruction over time is genocide. Forcing us to share our living space with more and more non-Whites is doing just that.
    They say they are anti-racist, but what they are is anti-White.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  5. They treat the turkeys and dog better than some humans. I hope they will enjoy th rest of their lives. This country have rally gone to the turkeys and a dog. Whow

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