Hey, check it out. Hey, hey. Looky ‘ear. What’s dat?
Oh… ‘ear we go again! My Turn, my turn.
Time for you to graze. Nicely done. Welcome!
Come warm your frozen boots by the fire. Uh… Sure. Wha… Where am I? Where are you? Where are you? -Where are you?
-Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Well, there’s a place And there’s a time Well met! When the magic of the board becomes alive You’re next! And you’ll have all that you can do
just to survive Before an Orc
or Ogre tries to take your hide. But fear not, don’t you know
A hero lies inside of you In time you’ll see it’s true From taverns here in Azeroth To inns in distant lands far off Stonebrew will spin a tale Or two -So, shed your cares
-Are you worried? -And just relax
-Here have a seat. Don’t you fret about the monster
with the axe He’ll soon be beat. -You’ll need some cards
-Here ya go! -Come follow me
-Time to compete! Play this or that
and you will bring’em to his knees. Now on your feet. Still if you’re not sure,
just where you are Well, let us, make it clear for you This is a place, that magic has graced And it’s, calling out for you! To come play Hearthstone Where big or small it doesn’t matter Hearthstone The tavern’s always filled with laughter Hearthstone At firesides where heroes gather Hearthstone is home Hearthstone Where duels are waged inside of dungeons Hearthstone Where fights are fair, no stomp’n bunions Hearthstone For the young at heart,
and a few curmudgeons Hearthstone is home -So, sheathe your sword
-Put it away! -…and prep your deck.
I think he’s going to smash you Summon creatures, command heroes,
protect your neck -O’Maybe he’ll just slash you
-If ye seek fun -What fun!
-Or just respect And, I think it’s worth repeat’n Expect the battles, beasts,
and brawls to be the best Gets better every season! And once you’ve won, you’ll final come To learn that sometimes random fun Deserves at least a turn or two So, face your fears and clear your ears Of everyone that’s jeering here -Rise, and do what you must do
-That’s epic Actually… It’s legendary. Hearthstone For those who are brave and seek adventure Hearthstone The tavern’s always at its center -Hearthstone
-I knew you’d get it! For the dim of wit, or really clever! -Hearthstone is home
-You’re up next! Hearthstone I think he’s really going to smite you. Hearthstone Pray to your God he doesn’t bite you. Hearthstone -You must think really quick
-The rope is lit -Make him submit
-Commit to it The time is right now Ah, ah! Play nice. Hearthstone is home Oh yeah. I sound great.