Animal Outsourcing. Robert Mac



I live now I moved from Arizona I live in in Washington DC you might not know this people around the country pay taxes so that people around Washington DC can attend world-class museums and other cultural venues free of charge so thanks for that that's great I went to the National Zoo hoping to see some national animals you know like pigeon or sewer rat but everybody there is lined up to see what Panda yeah which is not a national animal it's an immigrant and it's stealing jobs from American animals [Applause] what's black and white and red all over communist panda from China they just they deported one a couple of weeks ago I don't know if you remember he lost his green card or thought it was a bamboo leaf and ate it and then they sent him home bye-bye Bao Bao there's one American bison at the National Zoo and a whole herd of foreign-born elephants you know why they're cheaper they pay them peanuts listen maybe I'm old-fashioned but I think the National Zoo should be kept here with national animals and then we can build a separate yet equally in turn a tional zoo for all of those guys right Canadian geese and German Shepherd Spanish Fly polar bears are extinct ting did you know that they're sinking why are you telling me I just told you they're extinct ting glaciers are melting and that's just the tip of an iceberg something like that the science guy was talking very fast they're dying announced a group and the government is wants to save them and I'm a little skeptical because for years black bears and bears of color have been hunted and killed for years no one's done a thing about it but the second that the polar bear is barely threatened the White House drops everything there are physiological differences between the bear races everybody knows that polar bears evolved in the Arctic and there are no trees in the Arctic so they never learn how to climb trees so as they evolved they're missing certain muscle groups in the back which is why white bears can't jump [Applause] sure they're great swimmers I have a theory you you

35 thoughts on “Animal Outsourcing. Robert Mac

  1. Native American animals in forien zoos seem interesting, and forien animals in American zoos are interesting.

  2. Actually much more polar bears are killed than black bears by park rangers.
    Also blackbears as a percentage of the bear community commit almost half of all picnic deaths and majority of picnic basket thefts

  3. 🀣🀣🀣 sure they’re great swimmers 🏊 🀣🀣🀣🀣 oh your killin’ me Smalls

  4. White bears can't jump! This guy is one of my faves! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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